birdbrainblue
In which I make merciless fun of a bunch of middleschoolers on the Korra boards.

You know, I’m pretty sure the first Korra fic was posted over a year ago. Just sayin’.

Oh, and hey, thanks for telling us the board we’re reading exists! Good work keeping the public informed, sir or madam.

Too bad you don’t love it enough to spell the name right.

Anna was the best Avatar Witch, you’re so right. Korra will never be able to cast spells the way she could.

Seriously, though. Anna? Are you kidding me?

….”Sokka-like instinct”?

So many things wrong with this one. You’re telling me that this:

Is on the same level as these:

  

Because they both have cars?! I’m sorry, what?

Why would you use the acronym ATLOK if you’re just going to type out the whole title right after that?

Why does Iroh’s near-death in ATLA deserve an lol?!

Is this kid giving anyone else serial killer vibes, or is that just me? “I knew it. My guts were right. They told me it wouldn’t come anymore. They were wrong. AND NOW I CAN TAKE MY REVENGE.”

First of all, yes you can. You just can’t always do it well. It’s one of Hollywood’s favorite hobbies.

Second of all:

I was going to make a crack about how this kid is too dumb to realize they can just google “prequel”, but then I saw the idiotic nonsense tacked onto the end of their comment and realized they probably are too dumb to google it. Christ.

Cathy, you’re putting this in an official forum on the official website with an official section on the show. What do you think?

IT’S NOT A PRESEQUAL GUIZ

IT’S NOT

AVARTAR OR korra?

Please, please, please let this kid be referring to the shows and NOT the characters. If they honestly think Aang’s name is “Avatar” - possible, since no one on this forum seems to know what his name is and how it’s spelled - I’m going to hit something.

Also, why the hell are they asking us to compare the two when Korra hasn’t even aired yet? Do they seriously think people can make that judgement when we’ve seen less than five minutes’ worth of LOK total, even with the leaks? Or maybe they’re just hoping to make people answer now so they’ll be forced to pick ATLA, since they’re clearly biased enough that they shut off capslock just for Korra.

Wait, is this the same Cathy who didn’t think the show was real?

…….and did she honestly just say there are going to be 104 or 130 episodes of Korra? Split into four or five seasons? How do you even -

I have no idea who this kid is talking about. Do they consider Bryke a single entity?

At first I was going to ask why it needed to be remade - and remade by someone with such awful grammar, to boot - if it’s the best show ever, especially since animation is more timeless than any other form of TV. But then I saw that they want to “remacke” it instead. That sounds private, especially since they need to be a grownup to do it.

I don’t know if this is the same Cathy who claimed we’d be getting five 26-episode seasons, but if it is, two things. 1) Girl, you need to get a new source of info - yours sucks ass. 2) GIVE THE SMILEY FACES A REST JESUS CHRIST THOSE THINGS ARE FREAKY LOOKING.

I was going to do more tonight, but it’s past midnight and I’m exhausted. So, expect a part two later! Thanks for reading. ~

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  3. shit-nick-korra-fans-say reblogged this from birdbrainblue and added:
    Old stuuuuff.
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    I am so glad I’m not the only one who read the fanfiction on the Nick boards.
  8. chaoticrice reblogged this from areyoudesmondmiles and added:
    I remember going to the boards and reading this pretty decent Mary Sue fanfic called “Firebender of the Ocean.” Good...
  9. fangirlingforeverz reblogged this from birdbrainblue and added:
    Those poor babies. They can’t know any better, we should pity them!
  10. areyoudesmondmiles reblogged this from birdbrainblue and added:
    I find this hilarious because back when Avatar was on I was so young that I was on the nick.com boards. It’s a really...
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