HOLD THE PHONE, EVERYBODY, THIS TWELVE-YEAR-OLD HAS RELIABLE RESOURCES. OH SNAP. Looks like all the speculation over the release date was meaningless - this kid knows what’s going DOWN!

A… “proper Nick funrial”? Assuming this kid meant “funeral”, um, I wasn’t aware that Nick was in the habit of performing death rites for fictional characters that became deceased in the course of their narrative. I’d imagine seeing their beloved icons lowered into the silence of the grave - cold and unmoving, never to be seen alive again outside of hellishly expensive DVD sets - would be traumatizing for most kids.

Wow, that’s a lot of anger. Especially from someone who’s as wrong as this kid.

Here we have a lonely little boy or girl reaching out to others through the internet. Said child has been repeatedly ignored or looked down on by their peers for their interest in cartoons and other forms of fantasy storytelling - but now they have access to an  entire community of people just like them! Awed and shaken, they tremblingly answer the first post they see, asking a question they’ve never heard a satisfactory answer for.

That, or it’s an obnoxious attention whore seeking to make as many friends as possible just so they can say they have the most.

It’s a cartoon, not a book. You don’t have to picture anything - it’s already pictured for you! And, um, nuclear bomb? That’s a little extreme, don’t you think?

Other than the crippling fear of being turned out onto the streets again because he failed to protect his family, that is!

More proof that these kids are twelve: They describe this bamf as “old and creepy”.

I don’t think so.

THE POINT

YOU MISSED IT

……….

I’m, uh. I’m just going to leave this here.

Pre-virginity loss psychology session.

This went off the edge of my screen multiple times. Jesus!

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