birdbrainblue
scarlett-son-of-johan:

I think this pic deserves a post all on it’s own.

scarlett-son-of-johan:

I think this pic deserves a post all on it’s own.

“Rose Lalonde is the worst homestuck character.”

adriofthedead:

shutupiswhy:

“She’s too serious.”

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“She’s so emo.”

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“She’s a bitch who doesn’t care about her mom.”

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“She’s always mean.”

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Are we reading the same comic because Rose is none of these things.
She’s great. 

Rose is so great, why would anyone even think otherwise

man I’m not even gonna lie, Rose (and Jade and Kanaya and the Alpha girls) is why I haven’t completely given up on Homestuck yet

i made update art

jane is SO OVER JAKE…. I LOVE IT….

dorothy-cotton:

teyuss:

dorothy-cotton:

lovelymaple:

HUSSIE YOU PULLED THIS SHIT WITH JADE AND DAVESPRITE 

FRICK 

MAYBE HUSSIE JUST REALLY HATES THE COMBINATION OF GREEN AND ORANGE

PUMPKIN COLORED RELATIONSHIPS. WHAT PUMPKIN COLORED RELATIONSHIPS?

WHAT PUMPKIN COLOURED RELATIONSHIPS

(homestuck spoilers)

homuratheghostlesbian:

cackledenmaine:

birdbrainblue:

wecanspooky:

harukathespook:

wecanspooky:

why dont humanstuck AUs make calliope and caliborn conjoined twins

that would be great

one of them would have to be transgender then because conjoined twins are the same sex

well, yeah

Dude, look at Lord English’s freaking pecs, I’m 99% certain it’s already canon that Calliope is transgender. In fact, it’s my headcanon that the reason English doesn’t wear a shirt is because he likes to proclaim that their body is male and therefore in his eyes it’s HIS, which would fit with the horrific misogyny he’s displayed in canon as one of his primary traits. He’s glorifying his male form to rub it in to Calliope.

Which makes the death of her dreamself even more tragic, personally, because I also headcanon that her dreamself body was female and that’s one of the reasons she was so happy when she was dreaming.

headcanon accepted

you all do realize that theyre an alien race and they tbh have a bigger chance of simply being genderless right

or be hermaphrodites

or their body type entirely changes when they switch who’s controlling the body

after all, if their blood color can change, their body type could change too, especially when Calliope seems to have at least feminine hips:

I’d rather believe they’re hermaphrodites, though, possibly because estrogen is released whenever Calliope is in control, while testosterone is released whenever Caliborn is in control, leading to a body that is both male and female in appearance, until Caliborn takes over for good, or at least for a long amount of time, especially in the growing ages, which would explain why Lord English’s body is so masculine. And perhaps the alien elements in their blood create a chemical reaction with both testosterone and estrogen(or cherub counterparts of the chemicals), to create the appearance of lime green blood for estrogen, and cherry red blood for testosterone.

But yeah.

I REALLY doubt one of them’s transsexual.

That’s just you guy wanting Homestuck to have more token minority characters.

well, first of all, people can headcanon whatever the hell they like and you can’t use your personal headcanon to try to “prove them wrong” because you’d rather believe something else and you want everyone else to believe it too, that’s just rude, there’s a lot about your headcanon that I could argue against but I’m not going to because you’re perfectly able to think what you want and there’s canon support for each of our theories

secondly, they’re not genderless because they identify in-comic as male and female, respectively

and thirdly, the vast majority of the transgender community today typically prefers to be called transgender instead of tr*nssexual (asterisking because I’m not sure if that constitutes a slur or not and I’m cis, better safe than sorry), because it’s not their sexuality that they’re referring to but their gender and transgender people can be anywhere on the sexuality spectrum no matter their gender identity or physical sex, and also because “tr*nssexual” has been used as an insult against them by cisgender people (though of course if an individual prefers to identify as tr*nssexual that’s a different story) so you using tr*nssexual when Calliope has been referred to as transgender throughout this discussion seems like a bit of a warning sign to me

so with all of that and “that’s just you guys wanting Homestuck to have more token minority characters” (??? what does that even mean) the only conclusion I can reach is that you’re angry someone headcanons Calliope as transgender because you aren’t comfortable with someone else even considering that a character you like isn’t cis

and that’s pretty damn awful.

i’m done with this

(homestuck spoilers)

wecanspooky:

harukathespook:

wecanspooky:

why dont humanstuck AUs make calliope and caliborn conjoined twins

that would be great

one of them would have to be transgender then because conjoined twins are the same sex

well, yeah

Dude, look at Lord English’s freaking pecs, I’m 99% certain it’s already canon that Calliope is transgender. In fact, it’s my headcanon that the reason English doesn’t wear a shirt is because he likes to proclaim that their body is male and therefore in his eyes it’s HIS, which would fit with the horrific misogyny he’s displayed in canon as one of his primary traits. He’s glorifying his male form to rub it in to Calliope.

Which makes the death of her dreamself even more tragic, personally, because I also headcanon that her dreamself body was female and that’s one of the reasons she was so happy when she was dreaming.

can I take a minute to talk about how much I love my icon

every time I glance at it on the side of my dashboard I get this adorable encouraging smile from the new queen of my heart

you amazing little spoileriffic Homestuck character, you

In which Casey and I are crazy Homestuck fans with theories
[4/30/12 11: 01:17 PM] Stephanie: UPDATE
[4/30/12 11: 01:28 PM] Casey (The Space Core): SCREECH
[4/30/12 11: 02:02 PM] Casey (The Space Core): LOAD FASTER, INTERNET!
[4/30/12 11: 02:13 PM] Stephanie: IT'S NOT LOADING? D:
[4/30/12 11: 02:19 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Got it.
[4/30/12 11: 02:30 PM] Stephanie: YAY
[4/30/12 11: 04:00 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Isn't Jack's missing tooth in the same place LE's gold tooth is?
[4/30/12 11: 04:03 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Also:
[4/30/12 11: 04:04 PM] Stephanie: D8
[4/30/12 11: 04:11 PM] Stephanie: IS IT?!
[4/30/12 11: 04:35 PM] Casey (The Space Core): I think so!
[4/30/12 11: 04:39 PM] Casey (The Space Core): What a load of shit, you grumble to yourself, but loud enough for him to hear.
[4/30/12 11: 04:48 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Jack that's not how grumbling to yourself works
[4/30/12 11: 04:54 PM] Casey (The Space Core): BRB FINDING PICTURE OF LE
[4/30/12 11: 05:07 PM] Stephanie: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120401134819/mspaintadventures/images/3/33/LE_8ball_eyes.png
[4/30/12 11: 05:07 PM] Stephanie: sniped
[4/30/12 11: 05:16 PM] Casey (The Space Core): CURSE YOU
[4/30/12 11: 05:21 PM] Stephanie: 8D
[4/30/12 11: 05:36 PM] Stephanie: I THINK IT MIGHT BE?!
[4/30/12 11: 05:41 PM] Stephanie: ....whoa. Casey. CASEY.
[4/30/12 11: 05:43 PM] Stephanie: I THINK
[4/30/12 11: 05:46 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Same side of his face if the sprites are facing the same way, but I could very well be overthinking it. Lots----
[4/30/12 11: 05:47 PM] Casey (The Space Core): WHAT?
[4/30/12 11: 05:49 PM] Stephanie: I JUST FIGURED OUT
[4/30/12 11: 05:51 PM] Stephanie: HUSSIE'S MASTER PLAN
[4/30/12 11: 05:57 PM] Casey (The Space Core): OMGHGFUIERHGUIRE
[4/30/12 11: 06:03 PM] Casey (The Space Core): I AM EXCITE DO TELL
[4/30/12 11: 06:23 PM] Stephanie: EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER WILL HAVE HINTS THAT THEY BECOME OR HELP CREATE LORD ENGLISH.
[4/30/12 11: 06:25 PM] Stephanie: CAL'S FACE.
[4/30/12 11: 06:29 PM] Stephanie: UU AND uu.
[4/30/12 11: 06:30 PM] Stephanie: JAKE.
[4/30/12 11: 06:35 PM] Stephanie: NOW JACK.
[4/30/12 11: 06:41 PM] Casey (The Space Core): ...OMG.....
[4/30/12 11: 06:56 PM] Stephanie: ALL OF THEM DROPPED WITH TANTALIZING LITTLE HINTS THAT CONNECT THEM TO LORD ENGLISH...
[4/30/12 11: 07:06 PM] Stephanie: ...BUT IN THE END, NONE OF THEM MATTER.
[4/30/12 11: 07:10 PM] Casey (The Space Core): OMG!!!!!!!!!
[4/30/12 11: 07:13 PM] Casey (The Space Core): LOL
[4/30/12 11: 07:13 PM] Stephanie: HE IS ALREADY HERE.
[4/30/12 11: 07:23 PM] Stephanie: HE WAS ALWAYS HERE.
[4/30/12 11: 07:25 PM] Stephanie: BOOM
[4/30/12 11: 07:56 PM] Casey (The Space Core): SCREAM S
[4/30/12 11: 08:02 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Oh HUSSIE
[4/30/12 11: 08:20 PM] Stephanie: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A THING HE WOULD DO, RIGHT
[4/30/12 11: 08:29 PM] Casey (The Space Core): IT IS
[4/30/12 11: 20:10 PM] Stephanie: brb copy-pasting this conversation to tumblr IS THAT OKAY
[4/30/12 11: 20:34 PM] Casey (The Space Core): THAT'S FINE BB
[4/30/12 11: 20:36 PM] Stephanie: 'KAY