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another ridiculously long and complicated theory

Part one of a massive, far-reaching Homestuck theory I’ve been spending way too much time on under the cut! Seriously, this half alone is like 2000 words. What even is my life.

oh well.

I ask myself three questions about the most recent flash and attempt to answer them. Topics range from Vriska to dream bubbles to hero classes. Also, there are pictures! Don’t read this if you haven’t read up to the most recent pages.

HS Theories

Guess what? It’s not just Korra that I theorize over.

Massive, far-reaching, outlandish ideas about the plot of Homestuck under the cut! Be warned: huge spoilers all the way up to the update posted a few hours ago.

In which Casey and I are crazy Homestuck fans with theories

[4/30/12 11: 01:17 PM] Stephanie: UPDATE
[4/30/12 11: 01:28 PM] Casey (The Space Core): SCREECH
[4/30/12 11: 02:02 PM] Casey (The Space Core): LOAD FASTER, INTERNET!
[4/30/12 11: 02:13 PM] Stephanie: IT'S NOT LOADING? D:
[4/30/12 11: 02:19 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Got it.
[4/30/12 11: 02:30 PM] Stephanie: YAY
[4/30/12 11: 04:00 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Isn't Jack's missing tooth in the same place LE's gold tooth is?
[4/30/12 11: 04:03 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Also:
[4/30/12 11: 04:04 PM] Stephanie: D8
[4/30/12 11: 04:11 PM] Stephanie: IS IT?!
[4/30/12 11: 04:35 PM] Casey (The Space Core): I think so!
[4/30/12 11: 04:39 PM] Casey (The Space Core): What a load of shit, you grumble to yourself, but loud enough for him to hear.
[4/30/12 11: 04:48 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Jack that's not how grumbling to yourself works
[4/30/12 11: 04:54 PM] Casey (The Space Core): BRB FINDING PICTURE OF LE
[4/30/12 11: 05:07 PM] Stephanie: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120401134819/mspaintadventures/images/3/33/LE_8ball_eyes.png
[4/30/12 11: 05:07 PM] Stephanie: sniped
[4/30/12 11: 05:16 PM] Casey (The Space Core): CURSE YOU
[4/30/12 11: 05:21 PM] Stephanie: 8D
[4/30/12 11: 05:36 PM] Stephanie: I THINK IT MIGHT BE?!
[4/30/12 11: 05:41 PM] Stephanie: ....whoa. Casey. CASEY.
[4/30/12 11: 05:43 PM] Stephanie: I THINK
[4/30/12 11: 05:46 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Same side of his face if the sprites are facing the same way, but I could very well be overthinking it. Lots----
[4/30/12 11: 05:47 PM] Casey (The Space Core): WHAT?
[4/30/12 11: 05:49 PM] Stephanie: I JUST FIGURED OUT
[4/30/12 11: 05:51 PM] Stephanie: HUSSIE'S MASTER PLAN
[4/30/12 11: 05:57 PM] Casey (The Space Core): OMGHGFUIERHGUIRE
[4/30/12 11: 06:03 PM] Casey (The Space Core): I AM EXCITE DO TELL
[4/30/12 11: 06:23 PM] Stephanie: EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER WILL HAVE HINTS THAT THEY BECOME OR HELP CREATE LORD ENGLISH.
[4/30/12 11: 06:25 PM] Stephanie: CAL'S FACE.
[4/30/12 11: 06:29 PM] Stephanie: UU AND uu.
[4/30/12 11: 06:30 PM] Stephanie: JAKE.
[4/30/12 11: 06:35 PM] Stephanie: NOW JACK.
[4/30/12 11: 06:41 PM] Casey (The Space Core): ...OMG.....
[4/30/12 11: 06:56 PM] Stephanie: ALL OF THEM DROPPED WITH TANTALIZING LITTLE HINTS THAT CONNECT THEM TO LORD ENGLISH...
[4/30/12 11: 07:06 PM] Stephanie: ...BUT IN THE END, NONE OF THEM MATTER.
[4/30/12 11: 07:10 PM] Casey (The Space Core): OMG!!!!!!!!!
[4/30/12 11: 07:13 PM] Casey (The Space Core): LOL
[4/30/12 11: 07:13 PM] Stephanie: HE IS ALREADY HERE.
[4/30/12 11: 07:23 PM] Stephanie: HE WAS ALWAYS HERE.
[4/30/12 11: 07:25 PM] Stephanie: BOOM
[4/30/12 11: 07:56 PM] Casey (The Space Core): SCREAM S
[4/30/12 11: 08:02 PM] Casey (The Space Core): Oh HUSSIE
[4/30/12 11: 08:20 PM] Stephanie: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A THING HE WOULD DO, RIGHT
[4/30/12 11: 08:29 PM] Casey (The Space Core): IT IS
[4/30/12 11: 20:10 PM] Stephanie: brb copy-pasting this conversation to tumblr IS THAT OKAY
[4/30/12 11: 20:34 PM] Casey (The Space Core): THAT'S FINE BB
[4/30/12 11: 20:36 PM] Stephanie: 'KAY