makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs
and then i put the boys in little thongs and devote so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation
sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
“Misty Mountains”
Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
To dungeons deep and caverns old,
We must away ere break of day,
To find our long-forgotten gold.The pines were roaring on the heights,
The winds were moaning in the night,
The fire was red, it flaming spread,
The trees like torches blazed with light.
Sometimes we come across works of fan fiction that are so beautifully crafted that they inspire us to our very core. They tell us tales of loss and hope; of tragedy and strife.
This is not one of those fics.
Witness one of the best badfic series of all time with John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman’s Brother!
- Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences
- Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done
- Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences: Hero Beggining
- Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences: Free Man
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